Readers; feel free to write your own. The actual email address for Cardinal Collins is:
From: Vox Cantoris [mailto:voxcantoris@rogers.com]
Cardinal Collins,
I cannot think of a greater disappointment than what you have become. The hope we had fifteen years ago has long since vanished. You have left a legacy in your last two years of cowardice, lies and betrayal. You have committed sinful acts by barring the faithful from Mass when it did not need to happen. I fear for your particular judgement. What you have done to your clergy, staff and faithful are a betrayal and scandal. All of this scandalous action will shortly come tumbling down and you will be seen by history as a coward, a fool and a hireling.
With all of the funds of the faithful being spent to bring the Newman Centre mansion up to your standards, you could have provided free rapid testing to your staff and volunteers for the remainder of this pandemic. You have betrayed your staff and failed as a shepherd and a Christian.
May our Lord convert you and may you publicly repent for your betrayal before it is too late.
Vox Cantoris